Beiträge von Herb

  • guter billigwein?

    Probieren, für 1,89 in Frankreich und 2,99 in NL kann man nicht viel verkehrt machen, ich find ihn genial, wenn nicht dann gibt's immer noch einen super Soßen-Fond ab ;)

  • Einige Witze für euch!

    After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.


    Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from our local Target:


    Dear Mrs. Samsel,


    Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store.. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samsel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.


    1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.


    2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.


    3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.


    4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.


    5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.


    6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.


    7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he would invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.


    8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.


    9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.


    10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.


    11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.


    12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.


    13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'


    14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' And last, but not least:


    15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

  • Full HD Arbeits-TFT per VGA ansteuern: sinnvoll?

    Ich hab einen Easynote XS (Netbook mit VIA chip) also ein extrem lahmes Teil, allerdings mit DVI-Out an einem Full-HD 32" Schirm haengen. Also ich bin zufrieden, wobei ich im Moment nicht sagen kann was die GraKa extern unterstuetzt, bestimmt aber kein HD full.


    Die einzige Einschraenkung die mir bei VGA Anschluss einfaellt waere wohl das Seitenverhaeltnis, wenn das monitorseitig ausgeglichen wird, sieht es wohl nicht so elegant aus, ansonsten schwarzer Rand auf beiden Seiten.

  • Ausflug in Holländisches Grenzgebiet

    Re: Ausflug in Holländisches Grenzgebiet


    Zitat

    Original geschrieben von tomi78
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    Sollte nicht weiter als 150 km von der dt. Grenze entfernt sein.
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    Nach dieser Definition sind die Niederlande eigentlich komplett Grenzgebiet :D

  • Einige Witze für euch!

    CAN YOU GET MARRIED IN HEAVEN?


    On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident.


    The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder:
    Could they possibly get married in Heaven?


    When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.


    St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves.


    The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all.
    'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered, 'Are we stuck together forever?'


    After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'


    'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'


    St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.


    'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple. 'OH, COME ON!',
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    Wait!
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    You will love that!
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    St. Peter shouted, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a Lawyer?!' :D