Beiträge von Herb

    Also es hat so geklappt aber der Fuchs hat mindestens 10 Minuten beim 1.Start verbraten und die Wayback extension deaktiviert, ok kein grosser Verlust aber ich ich hab geglaubt die Kiste hat sich aufgehangen.


    Ich kann nur die office-center version empfehlen, da alle Variablen im Data-Subdirectory organisiert sind und von daher ein Backup sich auf dies Directory beschränken kann. Selbst Hallers Original ist nicht so transparent angelegt.

    Fascinate


    A grade school teacher in Tennessee asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said,
    "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his sheep. It was fascinating."
    The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating."


    Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to Graceland and I was fascinated."
    The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinated."


    Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.
    Little Johnny said, "My Aunt has a sweater with nine buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."
    The teacher cried.

    WEDDING NIGHT
    Honeymoon at Home: Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for theirfirst night together.


    In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
    She replies, "No".
    Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
    His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."


    Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
    She replies, "No."
    Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
    His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."


    After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
    His mom says, "No."
    He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
    His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
    He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."

    In a hospital, enjoying a meal


    The nurse brought a lunch tray to Norman Cousins, who was in a hospital "laughing his way to wellness." The nurse also brought Mr. Cousins one of those glasses used for urine specimens, saying that when convenient he should put a specimen in the glass, that she'd pick it up when she came back to pick up the tray.


    Mr. Cousins, seeing some apple juice on the tray, put two and two together. He poured the juice in the specimen glass.


    The nurse came back. She picked up the specimen, held it up to the light, said, "Mr. Cousins, this looks a little off, the color doesn't seem quite right, are you feeling okay?"


    Mr. Cousins reached out his hand for the glass and said, "Here, let me look." After looking at it, he said, "Okay, I'll run it through again," then drank it.


    :D

    Hab ich auch versucht aber die Dinger haben sich bei mir in der Hosentasche immer wieder abgepellt, hab ich dann irgendwann aufgegeben :rolleyes:


    Wenn das Ding noch ne 2. SIM ohne Schnippelei schlucken koennte waere es fast perfekt.