Beiträge von Herb

A guy was married 30 years, he took a look at his wife one day and said,
"Honey, 30 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a cute 25-year-old.

"Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 55-plus year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding
up your side of things."

His wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told him to go out and find a cute 25-year old, and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and
sleeping on a sofa bed.

Aren't older women great?
They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis.

Hast Du denn ueberhaupt mal ein anderes Handy als Anker versucht?
Ich hatte mal nen aehnlichen Fall mit einem T68 (Stichwort Netzbug), einfach nen Anderes genommen und schon liefs wieder.

Das wirds sein habe übrigens ne Niederlaendische SIM und versteh da noch weniger von der Einrichtung, muss mir mal einen WAP Grundkurs suchen.

Wap war bei mir schon eingerichtet und der Bookmark ist hinterlegt aber es reagiert nicht.

Google mal nach TestDisk, bin mir nicht sicher ob es mit ner SD-Karte arbeitet, jedoch kann das Tool auf Plattten alles an Formaten wiederherstellen was möglich ist, leider nur in Englisch.

Hat jemand den WAP bug2mobile.com schon hinbekommen? Anders kann man die Software wohl nicht bekommen.

Ist wohl nicht wirklich ne gute Idee:

For every web page you visit while using SearchStatus (excluding secure domains and those you have configured as private), certain information, including your ip address, the url of the web page you visit, and general information about your browser and computer's operating system will be transmitted from your computer to Alexa. Some of the url's you visit, which are transmitted to Alexa, will contain information that is personally identifiable.

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home,having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?

Mable: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mable: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a large box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all , over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

Jede TV-Karte bringt seine eigene proprietaere Software mit sich, Auswahl has Du in der Regel keine. Bis auf den o.a. Export haben aber alle das Gleiche, fuer das trimmen musst Du dir Freeware besorgen.

Hallo, hatte im FF2 thread mal auf "Statusbar Clock" hingewiesen welches ich gerade gefunden hatte, nun jedoch habe ich "FoxClocks" entdeckt -> http://www.stemhaus.com/firefox/foxclocks/ das kann auch noch frei waehlbare Zeitzonen im Tooltip aufblenden, einfach stark