Beiträge von Herb

An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the local court. But custody of the children was a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The old mountaineer also wanted custody of the children. The judge asked for his side of the story and, after a long moment of silence, the mountaineer slowly rose from his chair and said:
"Judge, when I put a quarter in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?"

You know how irritating mobile phone users are when they fail to exercise discretion and think the world needs to know their business? When you have enjoyed as much as you can stand you can now get you own back!!!

After a busy day he settled down in his train from Waterloo for a nap as far as his destination at Winchester, when the chap sitting near him hauled out his mobile and started up:-

"Hi darling it's Peter, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the 6.30 not the 4.30 but I had a long meeting - no, not with that floozie from the typing pool, with the boss no darling you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, cross my heart" etc., etc.

This was still going on at Wimbledon , when the young woman opposite, driven beyond endurance, yelled at the top of her voice:

"Hey, Peter, turn that bloody phone off and come back to bed!!"

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

KPN hat verschiedene APN´s, der für Hema relevante ist "fastinternet" Rest freilassen.

http://www.pluk-in.com/pluknpl…iel_netwerk_nederland.php

Super, sowohl davor als auch drin kein Gedöns. Der meckert auch nicht mehr wenn man kein logout macht. FF merkt sich die login Daten auch.

I´m a happy customer

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Original geschrieben von Pankoweit
Was genau meinst du mit "neues Web.de", die neue Oberfläche?

Wie ist es, wenn du dich über diesen Link einloggst?

Na das ist ja mal ein cooler Einstieg :top: ohne das sonstige Gerödel, danke.

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Original geschrieben von HGUE
Hast du einen qualifizierten Sendebericht vom Fax?

Leider nein, aber deswegen mach mir keinen Kopf, habe gesehen daß es durchgelaufen ist und unsere Receptionistin auch.

Die haben meine Kündigung "storniert" (geht das überhaupt?) weil angeblich kein Fax angekommen ist.

Ich werde jede weitere Lastschrift zurückbuchen lassen. Und wenn sie zu nervig werden geht´s ab zu Anwalt.

Wenn man mit mehreren Leuten einen Spaßtrip kurzfristig machen will geht das nur darüber.

Danke für die Links

Ich habe gerade einen Suche-Paul, ich finds einfach nicht wieder

Bin mir ziemlich sicher hier mal im Geplauder einen Link gesehen zu haben zu einer Flüge-Suchmaschine die die Anzahl der Restplätze bis 9 exakt angibt oder "mehr als 9 verfügbar" sagt.

Vielleicht klickerts ja bei einem kurzfristig, danke.