Beiträge von Herb

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    Und versuch vor Ort per WAP den Phonemanager von I-Mobile runterzuladen, kostet nichts extra, aber von hier konnte ich bisher keine Verbindung hinkriegen.

    At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring
    at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted
    three black men totally naked sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had
    black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willie.


    The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble
    interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for
    over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of
    black men in a predominately white, patriarchal society.


    "In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink
    willie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression
    experienced by gay men in contemporary society."


    After the curator left, an Irishman, approached the couple and said,
    "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"


    "Now, why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of
    the gallery?" asked the couple.


    "Because I'm the artist", he replied. "In fact, there are no black men
    depicted at all. It's a painting of three Irish coal miners - the guy in
    the middle had been home for lunch."

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    Original geschrieben von AdministratorDr
    In der Regel muss man kurz etwas von der Flüssigkeit trinken um zu beweisen, das darin keine Chemikalie ist. .....

    Guten Appetit :D


    Ich moechte das gleiche wie der Herr da vor mir auf dem Boden, was hatte er denn?
    Aeh, Boss No1 mit einem Rasieschaumhaeubchen von Gilette an Blendax-Wurst und einem Hauch Dalia Sonnenschutzoel. :eek:


    Ich habs probiert und ausser einem neuen Fax-Modell an der Arbeit konnte ich kein G4 Geraet weit und breit bei mir und im Bekanntenkreis finden welches den PIA output verarbeiten konnte. Otto Normalverbraucher hat fast immer nur G2/G3. Ich waer schon zufrieden wenn ich mich damit selbst anfaxen koennte.


    Summe: schoene Idee, sehr umstaendlich und leider nur wenige Leute damit zu erreichen :mad:

    On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding
    night and put it on. She went to her husband, a former Army Ranger, and asked,
    "Honey, do you remember this?"


    He looked up from his newspaper and said;
    "Yes dear, I do. You wore that Same negligee the night we were married"


    She said,
    "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?


    He nodded and said
    "Yes dear, I said; Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life Out of those boobs and screw your brains out."


    She giggled and said;
    "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?"


    He looked her up and down and said;
    "Mission Accomplished"

    FAT=FAT16, obwohl nicht korrekt dargestellt, es gab frueher auch Fat12 und FAT14 bei Floppies und den ersten DigiCams.


    Versuchs mal in irgend einem PC-Laden mit ner anderen Karte und nim die mit fuer irgend ein Vorfuehrgeraet.