Beiträge von Herb

I have a Golden Retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Oben angefuehrt wurde behauptet, das man einen Bandscheibenvorfall von Kieser bekommt. Das ist totaler Unsinn!
Kieser baut gezielt einzelne Muskelpartien auf, die genau das Gegenteil bewirken naemlich die Bandscheiben zu entlasten.

Ich habe eine operierte/festgesetzte Bandscheibe im Nacken und das setzt sich weiter fort. Durch Kieser habe ich Nackenmuskulatur aufgebaut, die meinen naechsten Vorfall praktisch nicht mehr wahrnehmbar gemacht hat. Ich bin ueberzeugt die erste Operation waere nicht noetig gewesen, wenn ich vorher von Kieser erfahren haette.

stockfisch, was Du berichtest ist exakt der Beginn eines Bandscheibenvorfalls, Du kannst ihn nicht verhindern, aber mit Kieser Training damit sehr gut relativ beschwerdefrei leben.

Ein 3-4 taegiger Trainingsrythmus ist optimal, wenn man mehr machen will kann man auch andere Muskelpartien trainieren, wenn ich richtig gezaehlt habe sind mindestens 27 verschiedene Muskeluebungen moeglich. Die normalen Sitzungen decken nur 10 ab. Mit einiger Planung kann man jeden Tag hingehen und den einzelnen Muskelstraengen trotzdem ihre Ruhephase goennen.

Wenn ich berufsbedingt mal 14 Tage nicht zu den Uebungen komme, merke ich den Muskelabbau und meine Beschwerden nehmen wieder zu. Ich denke tatsaechlich darueber nach mir die Geraete E4 und G5 zu kaufen, da ich ohne sie ziemlich aufgeschmissen bin.

Jeder Kieser-Betrieb arbeitet mit einem Orthopaeden fuer die Eingangsuntersuchung zusammen, mit dem muss man sich primaer auseinandersetzen, nicht mit dem Personal.

Schau Dir mal den Autofilter an, blendet blanke Inhalte problemlos aus.

Rot kommt nicht in Frage, aber blau ist interessant, wenn man es mal irgendwo sehen koennte.

Vergleicht mal mit Translation Panel 1.4.13 das ist auch genial

5,000 men were asked to complete a survey on what THEY liked best about"Oral Sex":

a. 3% liked the warmth.

b.. 4% enjoyed the sensation.

c.. 93% appreciated the silence.

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says,
"Where in the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, Shaking her head in disdain.

"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Larry is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital

A Love Story!

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you know... they have frozen glasses... "

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN ****! SIT YOUR *** DOWN, SHUT UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED *** ISN'T GOING TO A GODDAMN BAR! THAT **** IS OVER, GOT IT, JERKOFF?"

and...they lived happily ever after.. Isn't that a sweet story?

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VOIP flat - no
Diese Produkte und ähnlich geiles wie mobile Homezone gibt es nicht. Für ne VOIP Nummer muß man schon mal mindestens 10 Teuro/Monat rechnen. Die Kosten nach draussen sind dann allerdings günstig.
Dafür sind die Standard Tarife Fest<->Mobile aber auch lächerlich gering wenn man sich umschaut. Überschaubar aber insgesamt preiswerter.

PS.:Flatrate in Holland gibt es über die Euro-Flatrate bei Arcor in D
Kleiner Callback Server mit dual ISDN und schon kostet das auch in Holland nix mehr