Beiträge von Herb

Bekannte und Verwandte vermieten Dir sicher gerne ein Zimmer wenn Du nicht da bist, weil sich Dein Umzug verzögert und Du dummerweise nach einem halben Jahr schon wieder den Wohnsitz aufgibst, weil es Dir eigentlich doch nicht so richtig da gefällt. Die Anmeldebescheinigung kannst Du meistens direkt wieder mitnehmen bei den Meldeämtern. Abmelden wird relativ häufig vergessen

Ich habe eine mechanische (Schaltuhr) Kombi von Sharp mit 36 Litern; ja Groesse macht doch einen Unterschied ;). Das Teil ist fast 20 Jahre alt und hat mal 1200 DM gekostet. Eine Birne und vor 2 Jahren ein Verriegelungshaken waren bisher faellig an Reparaturen. Vor 8 Jahren haben wir auch noch einen Einbaurahmen fuer die neue Kueche bekommen 50DM. So'n Teil wuerde ich immer wieder nehmen

Zum Pizza machen taugen die Dinger aber prinzip-bedingt nix, Pizza will heftig heiss von unten und trockene umluft von oben haben, sowas gibts in keiner Micro, das langt man gerade zum Aufwaermen einer fertig Gelieferten.

Wer Sony Produkte kauft, ist selber schuld. Deren Proprietaetsgebahren ist doch schon seit Jahren mild gesagt schlicht Scheisse!

Bob was excited about his new .338 rifle and decided to try bear hunting.

He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black
bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That bear was my
cousin.I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have
sex." After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Bob.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Bob soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood
right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Bob. That bear was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."
Again, Bob thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Bob.

Although he survived, it took several months before Bob fully recovered.
Now Bob was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed
to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then,
moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Bob, you don't come
here for the hunting, do you?"

Kenn den Film nicht, aber der Gag selber ist aelter als die Schauspieler da drin.

Aber ehrlich gesagt die Thread-Crapper hier lassen mich bald davon Abstand nehmen hier ueberhaupt zu posten.

Ein Schwuler kommt in den Tatoo-Laden und sagt:
"Ich moechte gerne einen Ferrari auf meinem Schwanz haben."

Sagt der Tatooist:
"Kein Problem, was solls sein: Testarossa, Modena, 355 GTS ?"

Schwuler:
"Is mir egal, ich fahr eh jedes Auto in' Arsch."

Ohne es jetzt in kriminelle Energie ausarten zu lassen, wie waere es denn mit einer Wohnsitzbeschaffung in Frankfurt. Anmelde-Bescheinigungen der Meldeaemter werden auch gerne genommen.

Ein bischen Flexibilitaet bei der Loesungssuche kann man schon einsetzen

Ps.: Wohnsitze kann man nie genug haben :p

Kopie des Personalausweises (beidseitig), wenn kein Schufa Eintrag vorhanden. Ist doch eindeutig oder?

Also die Reste von Wilma trudeln jetzt nach uns rein, so die naechsten 3 Tage

When was the last time you had sex?

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
The Sergeant Major's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955."

She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! Isn't that a little extreme?"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "You think so? It's only 2130 now."