Beiträge von Herb

Geht denn nicht einfach cash?

Schon, aber mit der Erweiterung kann man beliebig viele Styles ein und ausschalten und nicht extra ueber einen Editor gehen.

Ich war aber eigentlich mehr baff davon wie schnell auf einmal sonst sehr zaehe Seiten laden, auch wenn das Aussehen letztendlich immer Geschmacksache ist.

Ps.: man kann direkt den Style mit der Extension aendern, ich hab den font auf 9 pix und 130% Zeilenabstand eingestellt und dann sieht es wesentlich besser aus als in o.a. Screenshot

Neutrales Web design

Stylish 0.5.9 https://addons.mozilla.org/de/firefox/addon/2108 und dann diesen Style laden http://userstyles.org/styles/3121 so einen schnellen FF hab ich noch nicht gehabt :top:

Wir werden ihn vermissen

The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.
- George W. Bush

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
- George W. Bush

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.
-George W. Bush

I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in
the future.
- George W. Bush

The future will be better tomorrow.
- George W. Bush

We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.
- George W. Bush

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.
- George W Bush

We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.
- George W. Bush

Public speaking is very easy.
- George W. Bush

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
- George W. Bush

I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.
-George Bush

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
- George W. Bush

For NASA, space is still a high priority.
-George W. Bush

Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
-George W. Bush

It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
- George W. Bush

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.

Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man "Damn. That must be my husband!"

So the man jumped out of the bed; and jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

And then the fight started.....

Ich vermute Zellbezuege in den ersten 6 Spalten, daher kopierst Du die Spalten, laesst die Markierung auf den 6 Spalten stehen und speicherst spezial nur Werte.
Loesche die anderen Spalten die Du nicht verteilen willst und dann speichere unter anderem Namen ab.

Anschliessend speicherst Du noch als als HTML ab.

as easy as mud

Diesen Trend gibt es doch schon seit Jahren............

..... in Ägypten

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice.
"Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the heck were you when I got married?"

A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.
"Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?"
"No," her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!"
"Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush."

After about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her seat.
"Did you throw up?" Mom asked.
"Yes."
"How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?"
"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next to the front door that says, 'For the Sick'."

New Stock Market Terms:

* CEO --chief embezzlement officer.
* CFO-- corporate fraud officer.
* Bull Market -- a random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
* Bear Market -- a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband sleeps alone.
* Value investing -- the art of buying low and selling lower.
* P/E Ratio -- the percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
* Broker -- what my broker has made me.
* Standard & Poor -- your life in a nutshell.
* Stock Analyst -- idiot who just downgraded your stock.
* Stock Split -- when your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
* Financial Planner -- a guy whose phone has been disconnected.
* Market Correction -- the day after you buy stocks.
* Cash Flow-- the movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
* Yahoo! -- what you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
* Windows -- what you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought yahoo @ $240 per share.
* Institutional Investor -- past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
* Profit -- an archaic word no longer in use.

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Thaught of the day:
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.