Beiträge von Herb

  • Asus Eee: Das billigste Notebook der Welt. Wann kommt es?

    Zitat

    Original geschrieben von antivds
    Welchen datendurchsatz hat das gute Stück denn? ^^, und wo erworben? ;)


    Mit ueber 12Mb/s gestartet und bei 7,8Mb/s aufgehoert bei 5Gb Photos und Filmchen. Die schnellste Karte die ich je hatte.
    Gekauft ueber ebay in Belgien :D gibt es aber auch noch preiswerter mtlw. bei Geizhals.at

  • Einige Witze für euch!

    An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Montecassino went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic."


    The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that."


    "There is more to tell, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays."


    The priest said, "By doing that, you placed yourselves in great danger. However, two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. If you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."


    "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind but I do have one question."


    "And what is that, my son?" asked the priest.


    "Should I tell her the war is over?........."

  • Fragen zu Windows xp Lizenz!

    Kommt mir gerade recht der Fred ;)


    Ich hab 3 deutsche und 1 hollaendische XP Lizenzen nun hab ich die Faxen dick mit hollaendisch, kann ich da nun einfach deutsch rueberbuegeln und trotzdem den hollaendischen Key weiterbenutzen?

  • Einige Witze für euch!

    Vielleicht Urban Legend aber der Gedanke allein....



    Top this for a speeding ticket:


    Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, North of MCAS Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching near the crest of a hill.


    The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and turn off.


    Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked onto a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location.


    Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander.


    Back came a reply in true USMC style:


    Thank you for the message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked onto your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it.


    Furthermore, an air to ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your equipment.


    Fortunately the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched and your hostile radar was destroyed.


    Thank you for your concern.....

  • Einige Witze für euch!

    It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.


    "Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says.


    "That's cool," says Bobby.


    Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies, politely, that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.


    Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw, I hear all the kids are doing it."


    Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby. So, he asks Carrie's father to repeat it.


    "Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"


    Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt, and announces that she's ready to go.


    Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door. About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father,


    "Dammit daddy! It's called the twist!!"

  • Asus Eee: Das billigste Notebook der Welt. Wann kommt es?

    Handy als Modem unter Xandros gibt es schon, hab ich gestern gelesen auf Deutsch nur vergessen wo.


    Das Linux ist nicht schlecht, habe mittlerweile alles auf Deutsch umgestellt nach den Anleitungen die so rumfliegen. XP ist wohl doch zu heftig, obwohl ich nur mit Grundmaterial auch schon 3GB unter Linux habe. Eine bischen fette Peripherie muss schon sein.