Beiträge von Herb

Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report that her
telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that, on the few
occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the
phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see
this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his
test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

5. The wet ground completed the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.

Bin seit Jahren bei Demir Halk, z.Zt. 4,25%. Die haben mich immer positiv ueberrascht wie schnell die Zinserhoehungen mitgezogen haben.

Meines Wissens nach hat der niederländischen Einlagensicherungsfond noch nie irgendwo eingreifen muessen, wann geht auch ne Bank schon mal pleite.

Teacher asks the children about animal sounds.

Davy, what sound does a cow make?
It goes moo.
Alice, what sound does a cat make?
It goes meow.
Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?
It goes baaa.
Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?
It goes click!

A banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.

Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride.

Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said,

"She'll be twenty-one in November."

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.

Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.

Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.

"How's the new wife?", asked the banker.

Tom proudly said, "Good - she's pregnant."

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's the hired hand?"

Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."

Don't ever underestimate old Geezers.

Wie isses mit nem Dreier?

Be careful out there.

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.She looked OK for a 57-year-old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinkingthat she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked ifI'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

I said, "No" - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was "my lucky night".I Went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"

So jetzt kann ich den XS mit dem EEE vergleichen.
Ergonomischer und wertiger ist der XS, leichter zu bedienen der EEE. Der EEE kommt in komplett Englsch, aber das dürfte sich noch ändern lassen, bis auf die Tastatur.
Ausführlicher komm ich dann nächste Woche.

The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help .

He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Kentucky and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

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Original geschrieben von mattzer
Naja aber der Preis noch das Design schrecken einen so übel ab das ich dann lieber aufs EEE warte

So ein hässliches Gerät wie das Easynote XS is mir selten untergekommen

Woher hast Du diese Erkenntnis?
Ich arbeite seid 4 Wochen mit dem Teil und es ist sowohl chic als auch sehr praktisch, Neidfaktor ist schon relativ groß. Die Handhabarkeit ist klar besser als das EEE gestaltet. Krampffrei XP und Peripherie benutzen, da fehlts demm EEE schon ein bischen.
Ich hab den EEE noch nicht in der Hand, owohl er nun endlich daheim rumliegt, aber er kann klar nicht mit dem XS mithalten, andere Liga, ok

Nach 10 Tagen im DHL Irrenhaus ist das Teil gestern endlich angekommen und liegt jetzt bei meiner Schwaegerin bis Weihnachten trocken und sicher verpackt. <grrrhh>