Niederlande 111.9 an Kartentankstellen von Shell und ANWB. Beide fressen zumindestens Postbank EC-Karten, bei anderen Karten weiss ich es nicht.
Beiträge von Herb
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Fast die gleiche Story bei mir, Arcor nicht in der Lage die Telekom zusteuern, die kommen auf einmal wann sie wollen und schmeissen Karten in den Briefkasten, alles gekuendigt und jetzt auf Mobicent Easybox 3 mit ca 1800 down und 600 up.
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Chinese Honeymoon
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting -juss anyting you want. you juss ask... so... whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back: "I want to try someting I have heard about from other gurls... Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...:
"You want... Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?"
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War bereits hier oben erwaehnt.
Aber neu ist, meine Bestellung stand gestern noch bei 19 Tagen Lieferzeit, heute steht sie bei 15 :top:
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Schade, da haette ich auch was beizusteueren gehabt. Den Witze-Fred haette es aber auch nicht getroffen.
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Zitat
Original geschrieben von der_blub
Baugleich ist auch der Piaggio Porter, und den gibt es heute noch:
http://www.de.vtl.piaggio.com/porter_glass.htmZitatWahlweise ist er mit zwei Sitzplätzen erhältlich.
..optional auch noch mit drehbar aufgehaengten Raedern
SNCR
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Saving the Preacher
A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'
The congregation sighs in relief and applauds.Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says 'If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!'
More sighs and loud applause.Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex!'
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her 'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'
Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help and he said 'Screw the Preacher!' -
The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and breathe in the aroma of chocolate milk.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
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Warum nicht, ist ne offizielle ASUS Ankuendigung, die wollen noch 200000 Stueck dieses Jahr verticken, da glueht der Weihnachtsmann im Schweiss