Beiträge von Herb

Thanks for da Kudos

One for da Boogieman :p

The Wedding Gift
...You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends - $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion - $3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui - $8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man. .......Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD.

A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Oklahoma Hills.

Cowboy: 'Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?'

Indian: 'Dog no talk.'

Cowboy: 'Hey dog, how's it going?'
Dog: 'Doin' all right.'

Indian: (Look of shock!)

Cowboy: 'Is this Indian your owner?' (pointing at the Indian)
Dog: 'Yep.'
Cowboy: 'How does he treat you?'
Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Indian: (Look of total disbelief)

Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Indian: 'Horse no talk.'

Cowboy: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Cool.'

Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

Cowboy: 'Is this your owner?' (pointing to the Indian)
Horse: 'Yep.'
Cowboy: ' How's he treat you?'
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me , brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather.'

Indian: (Look of total amazement)

Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Indian: 'Sheep lie.'

A heart warming story!

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and
began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get
the farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had
gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length
of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of
the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike,
the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the
powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse,
and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies,
Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he
too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down
thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out,
saving his life.

The moral of the story?

(yep, you betcha, there is a moral!)

When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks

Is bestimmt geil dann ne RAM-disk aufzusetzen

SNCR

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Original geschrieben von Mekong
Hallo!
Als Kinder waren unsere Eltern xmal mit uns in Katwijk aan Zee (ich hoffe, das schreibt man so).... Schönes idyllisches Dorf an der Küste mit Bed&Breakfast-Pensionen für 20/ 25 Euro... Aber die Saison ist momentan vorbei...

Muss lange her sein, schoen und idyllisch ist was anderes aber Pensionen gibt es dort reichlich auch jetzt noch ab 30 Tacken. Noordwijk ist ein bischen teurer, Zandvoort jedoch auch preiswert.

Einfach anfahren und Pensionen abklappern, die sind froh wenn jetzt noch jemand kommt.

Stell doch mal eine Untertasse mit frisch gemahlenen Kaffee ins Badezimmer fuer ein paar Tage und beobachte ob der Muff schnell wiederkommt. Wenn ja, ist es wohl schon ein bauseitiges Problem.

95% Abdeckung HSDPA, nur ist nirgends bei T-Mobile zu finden wie schnell die nun tatsaechlich schaffen.

KPN und Vodafone bieten bis 1800 aber ich hab noch keinen getroffen der tatsaechlich HSDPA in NL benutzt. Ist nicht tatsaechlich populaer, da man fast ueberall 16/20Mbit ADSL bekommen kann.

Update: gefunden bei Prepaid 128kbps down und 32kbps up, das ist echtes Retrofeeling

Mit welchen Datenraten funktioniert das?
Waere evtl. ne Backup Loesung fuer mich.

Innocence

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day.
The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up."
The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, "My hands are freezing cold."
The girl replied, "Put them between my legs The warmth of my body will warm them up."
He did, and warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold."
The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up."
He did, and warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
. . . . . . . . . . .
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?

Dual chanel ISDN PCI Karte aus der Bucht und McDialer, das wars schon.