Beiträge von DUSA-2772

Bin gerade erst von der Buchmesse zurück, werde aber als alter Trekkie bestimmt später noch in die Diskussion einsteigen :cool:

Von daher erstmal ein Zitat:
"Timetravel - they always give me a headache!!!" - Capt. Kathryn Janeway

WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WIVES

01. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
02. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
03. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
04. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
05. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
06. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
07. A dog's parents never visit.
08. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
09. Dogs agree you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
10. Dogs do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
11. Dogs seldom outlive you.
12. Dogs can't talk.
13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.
14. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a day
15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
16. Dogs like to go hunting.
17. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.
19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?"
20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free.
21. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdales or Neiman-Marcus.
22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert..
23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting.
25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
27. If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff

C U
DUSA (der sich jetzt einen Hund zulegen geht ;))

Da ich heute morgen schon sch***früh wach war, hab ich auch schon ausführlichst Zeitung gelesen. Und gleich zwei Artikel für Dich entdeckt

Zunächst ein Interview mit dem englischen Sucht-Guru Allan Carr :top:

Und wenn Dich das noch nicht überzeugt hat, solltest Du vielleicht einen Neuseeland-Trip einlegen - allerdings ohne einen Ausflug nach Stewart Island

Viel Spaß beim Lesen

Hey, das ist ja lang nicht vollständig...

Religious Views of Life

Taoism: Shit happens.

Confucianism: Confucius says, "Shit happens".

Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Shit will happen again to you next time. Only he who totally gives up the desire for shit will seek salvation.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism: This shit happened before. This shit is not a religion, it is the way of life.

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Protestanism: Let shit happen to someone else.

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. Shit happens because you have sinned.

Charismatic Catholicism: Shit is happening because you deserve it, but we love you anyway.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

Reform Judaism: Got any laxatives?

Lutheranism: If shit happens, have faith, and it will stop happening.

Baptist: You are shitting all wrong, and you'll be punished for it.

Presbyterianism: If shit has to happen, let it happen to someone else.

Calvinism: Shit happens, because you don't work hard enough.

Unitarianism: Go ahead, shit anywhere you want.

Voodoo: Shit doesn't just happen --- somebody dumped it on you.

Hare Krishna: Shit happens, Rama, Rama, Om, Om. Let all shit of the world unite to form a single global pile of shit.

Mormon: Hey, there's more shit over here! This shit happened before, and will happen again.

Jehovah's Witnesses: No shit happens until Armaggedon. There is only a limited amount of good shit.

Seventh Day Adventism: Shit happens everyday but saturday. Work hard and on saturday shit happens.
*(They contradict.....makes ya think, doesn't it?)*

Wicca: If shit happened once, it will happen twice more.

Newage: That's not shit, it's feldspar. A firm shit does not happen to me. This isn't shit if I really believe it's chocolate. I create my own shit. If shit happenes, buy a new crystal.

Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.

Creationism: ... And the lord said, "Let there be shit" ... and there came piles of it ... After six days of shit he rested.

TV-Evangelism: Your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop happening.

Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor -- pray. If shit happens, don't worry, it goes away.

Atheism: I don't believe this shit. It looks and smells like shit, so I'm damned if I'm going to taste it. This shit doesn't happen.

Religion from an atheist's point of view: I haven't smelt, seen, touched, or tasted it. But it's shit.

Realism: I think I have to take a shit.

Various Views of Life

Communism: It's everybody's shit. Shit doesn't happen, unless we say so.

Capitalism: Shit happens, and it will cost you!

Naziism: If shit happens, blame it on the Jews and gas them.

Militarism: Shit happens. By the numbers.

Orwellianism: Some shit is more equal than other shit. I am an agent of shit.

McCarthyism: Are you now, or have you ever been, shit? This shit is un-American, it must against all other communist shit...

Kennedyism: Ask not what the country's shit can do for you, ask what your shit can do for your country.

Nixonism: Shit didn't happen, and if it did, I didn't know anything about it.

Republicanism: If shit happens, raise the taxes.

Marie Antoinette-ism: If they can't afford bread, why don't they get shit instead? (Note: This is the real reason she got the guillotine.)

Ann Randism: I shit, therefore shit happens.

McLaineism: This shit has happened to me before.

Yuppieism: It's my shit! All mine! Isn't it beautiful?

Hippyism: If shit happens, make peace with it.

Rastafarian: Let's roll this shit up and smoke it.

Punkism: If shit happens, cause more!!!

Hedonism: When shit happens, enjoy it.

Descartesianism: excreto ergo sum

Darwinism: This shit evolved.

Fatalism: Not this shit again!

Wimpism: Awww, SHOOT!

Rand Objectivism: Shit is shit.

Heisenbergism: Shit happened, we just don't know where.

Armstrongism: It's a small piece of shit for man, but a giant pile of shit for mankind.

Optimism: Let's look on the bright side of this... Shit only happens once!

Pessimism: No good ever came out of shit and this shit ain't any good either. Shit happens forever.

Psychiatry: Take this thorazine and don't worry about your shit anymore.

Psychology: I can help you with your shit.

Paranoia: Shit happens, because it's a plot.

Green Peace: Save this shit.

Environmentalism: Recycle this shit.

Botanist: What these daisys need is some fresh shit.

Mathematics: Necessary and sufficient conditions for shit to occur are: 1.) Shit must exist and be continuous in a domain D. 2.) No shit must excees "SHIT" on the boundary of D.

Branch Davidians: I think we're in deep shit now. David thinks he's hot shit. Shit, we ain't coming out if we don't want to!

Employer: Shit happens, and it rolls down hill.

Boss:
(Evil) Do as I say, useless shit that you are. Your work is shit. You may only shit during coffee breaks.
(Good) Aw shit, take the whole day off!

Na, zum Glück hab ich gestern aufgenommen Dann kann ich heute abend gucken, wenn ich vom Schaffe wieder dahaam bin :top:

Denn wünsch ich euch mal viel Spass!

P.S.: An eine Honigbiene kann ich mich jetzt numal gar nicht erinnern - ist das jetzt mein Alzheimer? :confused: Schlafmaus (aus ehemals Bayern) hab ich noch in Erinnerung...

Dass die Firmen uns natürlich nur als "große Vorteile" und "genialer technologischer Fortschritt" verkaufen wollen, ist ja wohl mehr als klar

Dass die Sache im Grunde auch ganz andere Gründe hat, lässt sich in Bildern immer umfassender ausdrücken als in Worten Deshalb:

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P.S.: Hey, kommst Du zum Jahrestreff?!?

Guckt lieber vorher nochmal in die Liste bei dvd-board, ob der Phillipsch auch VCD und so abspielt (afair waren die da etwas zickig)!
Ich persönlich würde ja zu einem Pioneer raten, aber die sind etwas teurer (dafür aber auch bessere Bildqualität - ich war mit meinem Yami auch zufrieden, bis ich den Pioneer gesehen habe, wo schwarz auch wirklich schwarz ist ;))...

Re: Hypnose?

Zitat

Original geschrieben von girasol
Also ich finde den Vorschlag sich von den Kollegen unter Druck setzen lassen am Besten....:D

Na, denn sieh zu, dass Du möglichst viele Pascal auf ihn raufkriegst Und Du weißt ja: "it get's worse if you team up"

Zitat

Original geschrieben von wrywindfall
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Und hier kann ich DUSA-2772 in allem nur zustimmen, besser hätte ich es auch nicht formulieren können. Ist wahrscheinlich auch Psychoonkel, wie ich .

LOL! Also als "Psychoonkel" hat mich ja noch nie jemand bezeichnet Aber an das animierte GIF könnte ich mich gewöhnen
Kollegiale Grüße!

Ok, vielleicht ne saublöde Frage: hast Du bei Yahoo überhaupt POP3/SMTP freigeschaltet? Im Standardaccount ist bei denen ja nur das Webinterface mit dabei...

Sonst habe ich leider auch keine rechte Idee - wenn Du Daten empfangen kannst (also Emails lesen und Webseiten mit Opera, etc.), sollten eigentlich auch Emails rausgehen. Wie Krähe schon geschrieben hat, sollte das nur über "SMTP after POP" funktionieren. Ansonsten nochmal alle Einstellungen im Mail-prog checken - oder es mal mit nem anderen Account versuchen (bist Du noch bei GMX oder so?).

Qapla!!!