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Zitat

Original geschrieben von snoop
Eine nette Sammlung von lustigen Babys.

Trotzdem lieber nicht direkt nach dem Essen anschauen!

http://80.190.243.17/dfvoudfv98/kinderkotze.wmv

Oh mein Gott .... ich habe schon lange nicht mehr so viel gelacht wie in den letzten paar Minuten. Danke.

Hab ich von einem Kollegen bekommen, echter Beamtenhumor:

:p Semmal

Zitat

Original geschrieben von snoop
Eine nette Sammlung von lustigen Babys.

Trotzdem lieber nicht direkt nach dem Essen anschauen!

http://80.190.243.17/dfvoudfv98/kinderkotze.wmv

Das Video ist wirklich gut :top:

Kann mich m@rtin nur anschließen

Sind zwar keine Bilder o.ä. aber lustig ist es auch.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Ziemlich bescheuerter Gott:

Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
Yes, I know. I am your son.
God:
Ugh. How do you know it? That's a flattering offer.
Me:
Well... uhmm... my mother's name was Maria, and I have no father down here.
God:
Well what? Oh, you are a poet. I sometimes wish I had a mother.
Me:
How would a mother be of any help here?
God:
I have idea HOW you WOULD do it.
Me:
You are somewhat stupid, God...
God:
You think I am somewhat stupid God.
Me:
Yes.
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
Obviously you are of no help at all.
God:
What makes it so obvious? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am of no help at all.
Me:
Not at all - feel free to let everyone know what your son says about you...
God:
Oh you don't, do you? I am so glad you find this amusing,.
Me:
I wouldn't call it "amusing", it's more "boring".
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
No, but I thought I should take the chance to talk to God for the first time in my life. I would have saved the time if I would have known how stupid you are.
God:
Are you serious? What would happen if you didn't? How much would you pay for it?
Me:
Nothing at all. I saw virtual bartender girls with way more intelligence than yours.
God:
That is something. What did it look like to you?
Me:
Go(o)d question - they looked much better to me than you do.

:D:D

Zitat

Original geschrieben von BigBlue007
Nothing at all. I saw virtual bartender girls with way more intelligence than yours.

Ich kann nicht mehr

EdiT: Um doch noch was aus dem Post zu machen:

Zitat

Original geschrieben von anticro
Sind zwar keine Bilder o.ä. aber lustig ist es auch.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Hey, coole Seite, aber Gott ist echt nicht der hellste

Me:
do you belive in god?
God:
Yes I believe in Him.
Me:
god is a girl
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a girl.
Me:
god is a girl, it's true
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a girl it is true.
Me:
belive me
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
no, let's talk about you
God:
Are you serious? it is my favorite subject
Me:
are you male or female?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?

Hi!

Ich hab mal ein paar Hollywoodstars in der Zukunft fotografiert

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/9674/avrillavigne7xx.jpg[/IMG]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/1831/gwenstefani9od.jpg

http://img386.imageshack.us/im…902/jessicasimpson3di.jpg

http://img386.imageshack.us/im…1/justintimberlake7gb.jpg

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/7152/kirstendunst7rb.jpg

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/9214/parishilton6vq.jpg

Sieht ganz cool aus, wie ich finde

Gruß
aXXit

Edit: Hinter den Links verstecken sich noch weiter Stars in 50 Jahren

aXXit: Nicht schlecht :top:
Aber Janet Jackson und Jessica Simpson hättest Du Dir sparen können :eek: