Der Lustige-Weihnachtsgedichte-Sammel-Thread
Ich habe keinen anderen Thread gefunden, in den das reinpassen würde, bzw. den man damit nicht unnötig aufblähen würde... Deswegen eröffne ich hiermit mal einen neuen :D, und beginne mit einem Gedicht, dass ich gerade eben durch Zufall gefunden habe...
"AMERICAN-GERMAN CHRISTMASNACHTEN
When the last Kalender-sheets
flattern through the Winter-streets
and Decemberwind is blowing,
then is everybody knowing,
that it is not allzuweit.
she does come, the Weihnachtszeit.
All the Menschen, Leute, people
flippen out of ihrem Stubel
run to Kaufhof, Aldi, Mess
make Konsum and business.
Kaufen this und jenes Dings
and the churchturmglocke rings !
Manche holen sich a Tannchen.
When this brennt, they cry : Attention!.
Rufen for the Feuerwehr;
Please come quick, and rescue her !
Goes the Tannchen off in Rauch
they are standing on the Schlauch.
In the kitchen of the house
mother makes the Christmasschmaus.
She is working, schufting, bakes,
Hit is now her Yoghurtkeks.
And the Opa says as Tester;
"We are killed bis zu Silvester".
Then he fills the last Glas wine,
yes, this is the Christmastime.
Day by day does so vergang,
and the holy night does come.
You can think, you can remember,
this is immer in December !
Then the childrenlein are coming
candle-wachs is abwarts running,
Bing of Crosby Christmas sings
while the Towerglocke rings
and the angels look so fine
Well ! This is the Weihnachtstime
Baby-eyes are big and rund
the family feels kerngesund,
when unter'm Baum is hocking-
then nothing can them shocking.
They are so happy, are so fine
this happens in the Christmastime.
The animals all in the house
the Hund, the Katze, the bird, the mouse,
are turning round the Weihnachtstree
enjoy the day as never nie,
weil they find Kittekat and Schappi
im Geschenkkarton von Pappi.
The family begins to sing
and wieder does a Glockchen ring.
Zum song vom grunen Tannenbaum
die Traen rennen down and down-
bis the mother plotzlich flennt:
"Die Gans im Ofen ist verbrennt! "
because her nose is very fine
wie jedes Jahr zur Christmastime.
So all can say the fest is nice,
but all of this hat seinen Preis.
The nervs are laying alle blank,
This is mir klar, by this Gestank
from the verbrennte Weihnachtsgans
This must etwas besonderes sein.
All people stimmen mit mir ein
and sing with me so loud and clear
MERRY X-MAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR "
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EDIT:
Und gleich noch eins: 
"WHEN THE SNOW FALLS WUNDERBAR
When the snow falls wunderbar
And the children happy are,
When the Glatteis on the street,
And we all a Glühwein need,
Then you know, es ist soweit:
She is here, the Weihnachtszeit
Every Parkhaus ist besetzt,
Weil die people fahren jetzt
All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt,
Kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt.
Shopping hirnverbrannte things
And the Christmasglocke rings.
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
Hear the music, see the lights,
Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht,
Merry Christmas allerseits...
Mother in the kitchen bakes
Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks
Daddy in the Nebenraum
Schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum
He is hanging auf the balls,
Then he from the Leiter falls...
Finally the Kinderlein
To the Zimmer kommen rein
And es sings the family
Schauerlich: "Oh, Chistmastree!"
And the jeder in the house
Is packing die Geschenke aus.
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
Hear the music, see the lights,
Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht,
Merry Christmas allerseits...
Mama finds unter the Tanne
Eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne,
Papa gets a Schlips and Socken,
Everybody does frohlocken.
President speaks in TV,
All around is Harmonie,
Bis mother in the kitchen runs:
Im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans.
And so comes die Feuerwehr
With Tatü, tata daher,
And they bring a long, long Schlauch
And a long, long Leiter auch.
And they schrei - "Wasser marsch!",
Christmas is - now im - Eimer...
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
Hear the music, see the lights,
Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht,
Merry Christmas allerseits..."